I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.

Is gas going on out of crack? He is, you know. Oh, he's there!

Brilliant!

He's round the goalkeeper, he's done it!

Absolutely incredible!

He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was eye with without a shadow of an out giving him lip.

Oh, I say, it's amazing.

It does it tame, and tame, and's amazing. It does it tame and tame and tame again.

Frank of the music, charge a glass.

This nation is going to dance all night.

Last time out, you heard our whinging, our whining, our irritations and our irrational vexations.

But now there are whispers,

mutterings and rumblings of football finally coming back. It's time to take stock of all the

little things that we love about it, all the tiny sensations we took for granted all these years

and all its beautiful quirks. We're better to do it than on this podcast. Brought to your ears

by the athletic, this is football cliches.

Speaking of lovable quirks, I'm joined again by Charlie Eccleshare.

How you doing?

I'm good, how are you?

Yeah, looking forward to looking on the bright side of life this time around.

We also have Sam Lee.

Hello again.

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