This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to progress.

Hi, I'm Halle Laban, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hell's Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our mega-church a tiny family feel.

We like to introduce you to members of our church staff and community,

and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

For usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Greyhuzz.

Ride and abide there is nowhere to hide, Halle.

How are you?

Too humble to grumble.

I'll tell you that.

How are you, Greyh?

Well, Halle, it was going to be a great week until something terrible happened last night.

I got a call from the police that two of my teens had been arrested.

Oh, it grieves the heart.

I know, and I thought this is really weird.

These are not the types of teens to get in trouble with the law.

Just to give you a bit of background, Halle, I've got this awesome group of dedicated drama enthusiasts

within Climax, who call themselves street scenes teens.

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