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Good evening and welcome to Mega Live, the awesome pod tour.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

Please set your device to silent mode, but feel free to take as many photos and videos as you like.

In the event of a fire, please calmly make your way to the nearest exit.

In the event that Jesus returns in the rapture, feel free to run around and scream.

You've been left behind.

And now, enjoy the show.

Music. Lord, we are here.

Lord, we are here.

See how? Lord, we are here. See how.

We are here.

And we're ready, ready to farm a kiss.

Hiya. I'm Haley Levant, and this is Mega!

Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church, where every single week we give our Mega

church a tiny family feel.

We introduce you to members of our church, staff, people from our community, and you know,

I always think it's a treat, and I always think it's a treasure.

Well, per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Greyhaz.

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