Good afternoon.

In less than an hour, you will have witnessed junk food cinema live.

The Sloppiest, schlockiest podcast in the history of mankind.

Mankind, that word, should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can be consumed by academic definitions of quality cinema anymore.

We will be united and our love for obscure and forgotten film.

Perhaps it is fortunate that today is the 4th of July,

and we will once again be fighting for your independence.

Not from tyranny, oppression, or calories, but to watch Mortal Kombat annihilation.

And should we pull this off, the 4th of July will no longer be remembered as that joke whenever you talk about Independence Day.

A speech that reminds us that we need not go ironically into the night.

We will watch aliens and giant robots fight.

We're going to view on the films they despise.

Today, we celebrate our junk food cinema day.

... Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects, who were these guys? Now that being said, we're not actually going to talk about Independence Day on this show.

It just felt wrong to not acknowledge that speech. And, you know, for my money,

Bill Pullman is one of the greatest presidents of America who's ever had.

That's not Martin Sheen.

That's not Martin Sheen, as it turns out. But welcome everybody to junk food cinema. This is

about how many people I expected ever listened to us at all. So this is pretty

great. Just, well, maybe double actually our, our usual audience. It is a nice half bull cavernous

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