"The left thinks we should keep paralyzed people unemployed so they have more talking points on why we need the state"
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
This week A&W root beer says they're going to put pants on their Bear mascot to make fun of m&m's, which makes facebook conservatives even more mad
and in the face of video evidence of Paul Pelosi's attack being released, the right wing continues pushing gay conspiracy theories, perhaps so they can continue to laugh at an 82 year-old man getting hit with a hammer
Our top stories are the dystopian nightmare of putting paralyzed people to work piloting robot servers at a Japanese cafe, repackaged as heckin' wholesome capitalist propaganda in a pro-work facebook group.
and Bill Maher keeps bringing up black slave-owners in an interview with Bryan Cranston, and a commenter has a warning to black men everywhere not to seek reparations in his wife's bedroom
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Music:
The Breeders - Divine Hammer
Kraftwerk - Robots
H*milton George Washington song
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. But stay tuned guys and we'll show you exactly what it looks like when the world |
| 0:28.6 | just going to get us. All there in bar and postal. Stay tuned. |
| 0:33.6 | All right, I'm Alexander Edward. |
| 0:36.6 | And I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:38.6 | And we are Minion Death Cult. The world is ending. |
| 0:42.4 | Lazy, unemployed, paralyzed Americans are responsible. |
| 0:48.0 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:50.1 | What's up, everybody? How's it going? |
| 0:52.0 | It's your show for the week. It's your episode for the week. Thanks. As always, for tuning in. We had a wonderful Patreon episode. We touched base on diamonds, diamonds untimely demise, found out the way her sister's, her sister is weaving in the conspiracy theory |
| 1:14.1 | that she died of, she did die of the vaccine, actually. |
| 1:18.7 | Some amazing audio from Trump that you may not have heard anywhere else. |
| 1:23.1 | That's the reporting I'm getting back is that we're one of the few shows to cover Trump's |
| 1:30.7 | famous diamond quote that he says at her funeral. |
| 1:34.8 | A astounding bit of audio there. |
| 1:37.3 | Heartbreaking, really, the audio, you know? |
| 1:39.6 | Yeah, as well as the right wing trying to pretend that they weren't upset about the M&Ms after the M&Ms |
| 1:45.7 | were like, we hear you, we see you, like we're doing self-crit and we're trying to make |
| 1:51.4 | sure that you feel safe in our M&M commercials. So we got Minnie Riperton's daughter now |
| 1:58.2 | to instead of, instead of those sexy M&Ms now you got |
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