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Titus Podcast

The Lauren We Deserve

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Titus and Bombshell are live from the road. Hylinder cries alone at the studio and the GED goddess of Soddom and Gomorrah is the Lauren We Deserve.  Just another day at the Titus Podcast.

Titus Podcast ... scream sanity!!

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:10.7

This episode is brought to you by Molecule, FitBod, Butcher Box, and Ultimate Ears headphones.

0:16.2

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:19.2

Hi, I'm Christopher Titus.

0:22.4

And this is the Armageddon Update. Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

0:28.5

Well, the GED goddess of Sodom and Gomorrah, who has been arrested numerous times and whose main squeeze, the band she married, same guy, by the way, who is charged with both

0:32.6

lewd exposure to a minor and domestic violence.

0:37.0

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:37.8

He did four days in jail and two years of probation for the first charge.

0:41.8

And after he was known to beat women, that woman who he beat, Lauren Bobert, married him.

0:48.3

Right after he finished his probation for exposing his penis to a minor.

0:53.2

You know, it's such a romantic story. Disney should

0:55.7

do an animated film about it.

0:57.4

Here's when she hates Prince Charley. And since she's been elected to Congress, Lauren

1:08.7

Borbert, oh man, she has said she was very familiar with QAnon and said, everything I've heard of Q, and I hope this is real because, well, it only means America is getting stronger and better.

1:19.6

She hopes a conspiracy that thinks Democrats are baby blood-drinking pedophiles will make America stronger while they wait in Dallas for JFK to show up.

1:29.3

But this is just the appetizer.

1:31.5

Bobbert is a walking country fair of red flag behavior, a funnel cake full of crazy,

1:36.4

never before seen in the hollowed halls of Congress.

1:39.1

High school dropout, check.

1:40.6

And even yours truly got out of high school and I was high.

1:48.3

She got her GED a month before her primary. During the January 6th insurrection, she tweeted

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