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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon

update. Well, everything the crazy scientists and the knee-jerk climate nutjods have been

predicting with their shrill voices for the last 40 years has come true. Everything Exxon and BP

and Chevron has said was a lie, global warming, is actually

happening. This week, a cluster of insane tornadoes ripped through eight states at the same

time. Hit were Arkansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Ohio, and Tennessee.

So basically, tornadoes had a meeting and it formed something akin to drug cartels

targeting red states now. Yeah, red states who don't believe in climate change. Do you believe now?

To all of you suffering in these states. We really hope you're well and getting through this.

The good news is you now have a president who's not going to be free-throwing rolls of bounty, but will actually mobilize some serious help for you. Be strong.

We'll do all we can. But let's get to the reality. Insane extreme weather events are normal now.

There's no surprise anymore. When half of California is on fire or 20 tornadoes hit eight states

or it snows in Hawaii or people drown in their bedrooms in New York and they're drowning on the

top bunk, the abnormal is now normal that we have gotten to a point where Chicago being 60 degrees in

December is normal. You get that right.

Chicago is comfortable in December. Yes, people are no longer dropping testicles out their

pan legs. It's also comfortable if you're a bullet. Thanks again, Indiana, for your shitty gun laws.

Anyway, climate change isn't coming, people. It's here. There's no denying it.

Oh, you can deny it as the rising ocean fills up your beach house.

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