THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Best Prank Calls of The Laura Clery Podcast

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Get ready to pee your pants with this epic hilarious culmination of pranks from some of our best podcast episodes. Enjoy! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0:00 Helen Horbath calls Billy from Episode 14, Help Helen Smash Facebook Group + Funny Prank Calls -1:17 Intro -3:44 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance -13:08 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance -15:05 Wal-mart is actually the police department...from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance -15:47 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance -17:50 Helen Horbath calls Gamestop, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance -21:17 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery -25:20 Chinese lady wants a voice a lesson, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery -25:58 Wendy's does NOT take reservations, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery -27:12 Little Debbie is a savage, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery -28:47 Granny Horbath calls a strip club, from Episode 19, Behind-The-Scenes of the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group -31:56 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call, from Episode 21, Hilarious Helen Horbath Prank Call -43:23 A singing pizza order, from Episode 24, Hilarious Prank Call + Viral Work Week -46:56 outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At the tone, please record your message.
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0:09.0	Hi Billy, this is Howard Horbeth colleague, and I just had a quick question for you.
0:14.7	Great, yeah, I was just wondering that if you sat in a pile of sugar because you've got a pretty sweet ass!
0:21.5	Oh, Billy! got a pretty sweet ass! Oh!
0:24.0	Billy! Oh God you like me boys!
0:28.0	Oh Billy, you like my voice an oyster, Billy.
0:33.0	Oh, Jesus, Billy, I'm damper than a panther.
0:38.0	Oh, Billy, oh, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, I'm gonna polish my pearl, thinking about you,
0:50.7	oh Billy, I love you so. Thanks, Gosh, your number from Linda.
0:57.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary
1:01.0	podcast. It's a podcast. to the Laura Clary Podcast
1:04.1	It's a podcast
1:07.8	With Laura Clary
1:10.9	Welcome to the Laura Clary
1:14.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast. Hey guys, welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
1:19.0	We have a very special episode for you.
1:22.0	Very special. We're going to do a
1:23.6	compilation of prank phone calls, the best prank phone calls, the most hilarious
1:27.5	shit. So get ready to urinate all over your pants.
1:30.8	Jesus Christ, whatever you are, just get ready, put on your diaper because your go to the store you know what pause this go to the store get some depends put them on
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