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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

The latest celebrity beauty craze leaving them looking like Hannibal Lecter - 22 Dec 15

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2015

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:05.0

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Tuesday, the 22nd of December.

0:12.0

Which means we get ever closer. And as I said at the beginning of the program, I think I've remembered everything.

0:17.0

Apart from I've now run out of champagne, so I've got to go and get some more champagne today, and then I've got to go to the bank, and then I've got to run up to the car place to drop off something, and I'm missing something off the car, the wheels. And so I'm going to go and sort that out as well, and then I'm going to be lazy. I'm going to be a lazy person. I know I'm being a lazy person. I'm very good at being a lazy person.

0:43.5

And Angelina in Alicante just sent me very quickly at the end of the program. She said, would you really want to listen to three hours of Peter, loves his kids, Andre on a CD. Three seconds

0:47.9

would be way too much. I know, it's like saying, has anybody bought Matt Goss's CD? Answer, we don't think so.

0:54.9

Certainly not over here, but if you read all the Guff that they've written,

0:57.7

he sold out Wembley, 15 consecutive nights.

1:01.2

Well, Bross might have done.

1:02.5

Do you think they really did 15 nights at Wembley?

1:04.6

I don't even think the Rolling Stones did 15 nights at Wembley.

1:07.5

That seems way way bit excessive. We'll have to find... I'm going to check on that one,

1:10.9

because I think that's PR Guff. And people were queuing. He was signing for five hours.

1:15.4

What? Don't believe it. Don't believe it. But you have to check all these things out, don't it?

1:20.4

It makes it more entertaining for everybody. So who are the celebrities? And they're all, it's all the names in the frames, I'm afraid. Poor old

1:29.6

Christine Bleakley, who's looking really, she's going to age so badly. She was beaming, she was wearing

1:35.1

sort of a white dress. And as I say, there's not a lot you can do with Christy. This is a really

1:39.9

bad picture of her. If she ever gets picture control, you know, whatever they call it, and Frank

1:45.6

Lampard and his daughter, he's got lift, hasn't he? Look at the size heels he's got to try and make him

1:50.3

look a bit taller. But she looks really quite old. I mean, she seriously looks ancient, looking

1:56.0

very much older than you imagine she probably really is, ladies and gentlemen. And Perry Edwards,

2:03.6

now the only reason you know Perry Edwards is because we've mentioned her on the programme.

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