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The radio show that knows truth is always stranger than fiction. Week Monday, I get shoes.

The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee.

Because they're too real to be part of my imagination.

On talk radio.

Evening to listener, O3-4499 1,000, the late night alternative weeknights from 10.

On talk radio, I've just been handed another pair of headphones, bear with me!

There we got both ears.

Catherine Boiler's here.

I'm one aide but that's cool.

Are you?

Yeah so it's all come.

No no no you do this I can do it with one here.

No no no you do this I can do it with one here.

I can do it with one here. I can do it with one ear. I can do it with one finger.

We had a lovely time in Scotland, more on that later and more on just how

Crap Ryanair are. Oh my goodness. If you've had a flight cancelled by Ryanair 034491,000 and just for the sake of fairness if you've had good time with Ryan

Air. Oh three four four four nine nine one thousand a man alive. Oh, leery.

So busy old show tonight, I suspect.

Hopefully after 11, we're going to speak to the young lad that hung a poster of him and his mate up in a McDonald's.

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