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So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Dead of Night Discourse for Disco Queens

Related to Jed Wood and Dolly Farthen.

Dairy Farmers and Distant Fathers.

Yeah, well.

The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee. doing lots of things that we don't know about, we can't control.

On talk radio. Yes, great. And alive. What a poor start to the show, very poor. There's no there's a vibe. I think it's because I had too many

Chili Heatwave Doritos. I don't know why you bought those. I like them and I thought you like them so I bought a big bag and I've rocked up with a big bag of chilly heatwave Doritos thinking I was going to get high fives.

And Cath went, oh, I don't like them.

No, too elaborate.

Too elaborate, I don't like them.

So I had to cane a whole big bag on my own because you see Hardee in the Big Brother house yesterday

They had a 400 pounds food budget. We don't have to spend at all. Why don't we just spend 200

of pounds and give the rest to a food bank? You absolute pudding. Why didn't you

ten years ago sort out the properties that you were renting out that were described

as slums? You know, it just, come on man.

0344491,000. Good evening, Simon.

Good evening to you both of you. How are you? I'm ready for a new series of the

apprentice. I'm ready for it. Is it happening? Do we know if if it's happening I don't watch it if he is

sorry I haven't watched if he is that was well hang in a minute that wasn't the question the

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