And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves Jean Harlow.

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, I'm so glad to be on the air today with you.

It's true, I'm glad every time I'm on the air with you and that's no kidding around.

I love this format this structure I love the whole

concept of making your own show calling it a podcast or just your own show after After all, that's why we chose the Larry Miller show.

That's me and Colonel Jeff and we're both happy. And yes, it's that music. Now we're not on

Miller Ronia today because I came back to the

mainland to, well, to have Mother's Day with my wife and mother of my boys, our children.

And actually I'll tell you a little bit about that.

But that's why we're not on Miloronia, and it's a gorgeous day here in Southern California. It's warm but not, well, not hot, not crazy hot. Not where you're crawling along like a guy in the desert. So it's a beautiful day here, and yes, I'm happy about that, and yes, the music again makes me happy every time Colonel Jeff plays it and of course that's the

Roger Moore Orchestra and the Jean Harlow dancers featuring boy tenor Brad

Simpson asking the musical question,

If I report the theft of a toilet, does that make me a stool pigeon?

Yes, Brad, yes it does.

You are an official stool pigeon. By the way, I can't, I don't know how many toilets are stolen. I don't know how high on the list that item is of well stolen goods.

You know is there a lot of demand out there for what?

Yes you and I want a toilet.

We need a toilet.

I'm glad they've been invented.

And after all, you know, they had outhouses for a long time

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