The Last Week of School Is Pure Chaos
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
The END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR is absolute chaos…and teachers everywhere know it.
In this hilarious episode of Teachers Off Duty, the crew shares the funniest, wildest, and most unbelievable end-of-year teacher stories from classrooms across America.
From students climbing lockers and riding trash cans through hallways… to classroom mice, missing students, school fight stories, bathroom pass systems, teacher ADHD moments, and the reality of surviving middle school and high school classrooms — this episode is packed with relatable teacher humor and unfiltered educator conversations.
If you're a teacher, educator, paraprofessional, school counselor, administrator, or even a parent trying to understand what teachers go through in May and June… this episode is for you.
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| 0:00.0 | This kid climbed to the top of the lockers, and my only feedback was I need you to get down the exact same way that you got up there because do not jump. Do not jump. Do not. You have to be explicit with your expectation. I need you to climb down. Please don't know me because what does that mean? It means you the birthday. No, you cannot define a word with the word. |
| 0:21.7 | It means. |
| 0:22.2 | It means you like the center of attention. |
| 0:23.9 | If you come to school and you fly and they be like, oh, so you're the birthday. Like that means? I'm still trying to figure out what. So a birthday is a big celebration. You're the celebration. Did you just give me the definition of a birthday? I remember one time we didn't get paid. I was like, I'll teach y'all when they skipped our check for whatever reason. |
| 0:37.8 | Like our check did not hit when our check was supposed to hit. |
| 0:39.9 | How is that? |
| 0:40.2 | Yeah, then when they skipped our check for whatever. What you mean? |
| 0:37.8 | Like, our check did not hit when our check was supposed to hit. |
| 0:40.2 | Then when they sent an email saying the check that hit, I was like, all right, y'all. Okay. Go ahead and open your books page 92. Because I had a lesson plan. I just wasn't teaching for free. When I first started teaching, I didn't know how to handle this because I was the first year teaching. |
| 0:52.1 | And I'd be like, so how was your weekend? |
| 0:53.6 | Well, you know, I burned some broccoli. |
| 0:56.1 | I didn't know what that meant. |
| 0:58.0 | Absolutely. didn't know how to handle this because I was a first year teaching. And I'd be like, so how was your weekend? Well, you know, I burned some broccoli. |
| 0:56.1 | I didn't know. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, so let's talk about oversharing. |
| 1:00.3 | I was like, okay, vegetables. Hey, best friends, welcome to this week's episode of teachers off duty. |
| 1:20.5 | If you do not know me, I'm honest teacher vibes. |
| 1:22.6 | What out with it? |
| 1:23.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.9 | What up with it? |
| 1:24.6 | I don't know. |
| 1:25.0 | I'm sleepy. |
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