Look, sometimes I got a check to make sure my answer is right.

If your answer right and our answers don't match because you're like real smart, and I might have got it wrong. Let me take that for a second. I'll come back to you in a second. Go ahead and just take out your independent reading book. I've seen principals have drama with each other, but most of the drama is with the teachers. The biggest reason there's drama because y'all be treating us like with kids. The new admin comes in, it's giving you were not popular in high school and now you're like trying to relive your moment and like you're doing the most. You're the it girl. I hate to mention this on the podcast, but my God, we have a parent that keeps parking in the teacher's parking lot to drop her kid off. I'm like, you have to drop them off in the car rider line. Yes, and she's like blocking all of us in. And I'm like, what are you doing over here? Teaching is like female dominated profession. He's standing up there taking his tie off. And he's like, yeah, because people need to do their jobs because I'm not here to be anybody's daddy. I'm the same.

I think you for me.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

He called himself a daddy.

Yes, yes.

You could have said, you're freaky. Hey, best friends, welcome to this week's episode of teachers off duty.

If you are new here, welcome.

I'm honest teacher vibes, and I am joined by my two amazing co-hosts for the second week in a row.

10 of people. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tell them. Yo, what's on y'all? My name is Ms. You can follow me on Instagram and TikTok at at Ms.M underscore closet. It's good to be here again. I said tell him your name. We ain't telling me where to follow you. You feel like to drop the follow at the end. I'm just fine. I said what I said. Follow me on those. I was just testing it to see how Madgey was going to get. I feel what I said. Jessica, my teacher face. Welcome. we had we got us a good little squad, man. Yeah. Just laughing. If you were here, the last episode, we did tell Jess what raw chicken. And I agreed. Shit, you agree. I can see that. Okay. We did tell Jess what the raw chicken was because. Y'all won't know what it it is. We ain't gonna tell y'all, unless we see you in person and you ask us, then we'll tell you what it is. But under no circumstances on the interwebs will we be telling you. You know, we will tell you though where to get your tickets for the board teachers comedy tour. Hey, the is it friday yet comedy tour we'd be turned

up man we have us a good little time it ain't no kids there we can say whatever we want love it

without getting sent to HR you know it's great it's fantastic so uh next weekend we're flying across the world

to laugh with our teacher friends in koala lumpurumpar, and Singapore on June 6 and 7th. Do I know if I'm saying them names right? No, I don't. Am I going to say them anyway? Yes, I am because we're going to be incited to be in there like swimwear. So the tickets are actually almost sold out. Hurry up and get your tickets. Southeast Asia tour next weekend.

USA and Canada, teach your friends. Hey, man, what's up? What's up with Canada? We always be rocking with Canada. I got an attitude, though. Because Canada's rocking with us. Because Canada's rocking with us. Because Canada's rocking with us. Okay, let me sign and say nothing smart because it's my fault that I ain't been to Canada yet. Let me leave him alone because he already yelled.

You ain't fill out the form.

You saw the lean?

I'm sorry. I did. I seen the lean. I said I'm a lean. He's leaning with her. I'm a rock with it. I ain't. Let me back up. So anyway, listen, made it through another school year. Thank the Lord. technically we haven't because you know we filmed these episodes ahead of time a time. But so we almost, you know, we're in there.

Just pretend like parents do.

Just go to the land of make believe with us like parents do, a parent teacher conferences.

So anyway, here the fall 2026, the board teachers comedy tour shows.

Tickets are now on sale.

In September, we'll be in Austin, Texas, Abilene, Beaumont, Corpus Christi, Texas, then Roanoke, Virginia, Charleston, West Virginia, Dayton, Ohio, and Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, check the Boardteachers.com website. Hey, also, if we ain't coming to your city, let us know. And shout out to Memphis, because we'll be there on October 8th.

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