The Last Living Fantasy of the Modern World (aka Marriage)
A Thousand Natural Shocks With Gabe S. Dunn
Gabe Dunn | Diamond MPrint Productions
4.5 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2017
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You got problems that you're out of concern with, you don't know how you're supposed to earn it or what to do with it or how to keep it |
| 0:08.0 | You're a freak with a dark shameful secret, but you're not the only one |
| 0:13.0 | Teach your inner financial fears to the blessed sun |
| 0:16.0 | Now your healing has begun, it's back with running with Gabby |
| 0:21.0 | Done! |
| 0:22.0 | Welcome back to the show! I'm Gabby Dunn, here with you in Cygnus and in Wealth, till debt do us part |
| 0:30.0 | Just kidding, if debt were the reason for us to part, the show would have ended a long time ago, you guys |
| 0:35.0 | Fucking car loan, fucking student loans |
| 0:39.0 | Okay, anyway, today's show is all about weddings |
| 0:44.0 | I am not one of those people who imagined their wedding or was particularly into weddings |
| 0:51.0 | If I do think about a wedding, I Google like a white suit or something, I'm not entirely sold on what I would do there |
| 0:59.0 | Or if I would just look like the teen angel from Greece |
| 1:03.0 | But it just never understood why you spent so much money on them, why you poured so much money into it |
| 1:09.0 | And my theory was that I had a really great bot mitzvah, and so maybe that was that quelled my need for that party |
| 1:15.0 | And people who don't have super big bot mitzvahs or kinsaneras or a party when they're a teen sweet 16, whatever |
| 1:22.0 | They're like this is my one chance to get this thing |
| 1:25.0 | Which is great and cool |
| 1:27.0 | But it's kind of in my face all the time because as people who watch my YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash just between a show |
| 1:34.0 | And have heard earlier episodes with my comedy partner, Alice and Raskin, who appeared on season one |
| 1:41.0 | She loves weddings, she's obsessed with weddings, she loves engagement rings, she showed me engagement rings all the time |
| 1:48.0 | She is like super loves to be in weddings, she's about to be the maid of honor in a wedding and it's like the best day of her life |
| 1:54.0 | And I think that they're like awkward, a lot of the stuff about it is super awkward |
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