“The Landlord Expert” with Gastor Almonte

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Landlord expert, Gastor Almonte, is here to talk about the craziest things hes witnessed in his ten years as a landlord. Hes telling us everything from his cockfighting tenant, where to kick the door in to knock it down, and how long you can stay in an apartment without paying until you absolutely have to leave. Also, Marie is looking to get her ass face-tuned and Sydnee reveals why half of her shit was gone when she came back from LA.

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0:00.0	Forever. We don't even know what song it would song
0:14.1	The final yes I don't know who sings the song.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:19.0	But hey friend I love your new your new situation that you got going on.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:24.9	Hi guys, I'm back from LA.
0:27.4	Hello.
0:28.8	Ew.
0:30.7	So, I'm so miserable no hi guys I'm back how are you hey Marie.
0:38.5	Hi Sydney. Hey ponytail Marie how you doing girl the ponytail is attached to this
0:42.3	hat oh my god I love it two and one piece How you doing? Girl, the ponytail is attached to this hat.
0:43.0	Oh my God, I love it two and one.
0:45.0	Okay, this is like a bank robbing costume.
0:48.0	The glasses were attached to the hat and I had to take them off.
0:51.0	Ah, beautiful.
0:52.0	Oh my God. The paparotti. Papa, paparazzi. Yeah, the show is still on. Yeah, it's still quite bad. No, my God. But I got I got some fan mail from Romania today.
1:05.8	What? Somebody in Eastern Europe's later my d.ms and was like keep doing what
1:09.2	y'all are doing. Jador vice live. Yves. Yay!
1:13.0	So, you know, one person likes to show.
1:15.0	From Romania though.
1:17.0	Okay, international.
1:18.0	That's a big deal.
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