The Lamest Show On Earth (Part 1)

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🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? In Pt 1 we begin with the bizarre history of Elon’s family, the origin story of Tesla Motors and the weird wild birthplace of both modern conservatism and progressive neoliberalism, California. Featuring: chiropractors, Ronald Reagan, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, divorced guys, Italian nuclear physicists, tightrope performers, bearded ladies and The Coca-Cola Company.

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0:00.0	Okay, so before we start we have to say something I think I'm pretty sure we have to say this but I'm not sure
0:08.2	Not sure sure. We'll see
0:11.5	This is not financial advice and
0:14.9	Neither of us hold any current
0:17.5	Physicians in Tesla stock. I should say I have been both short and long Tesla at different points
0:24.7	But I'm not currently why are you looking at me like this? Oh, okay boring. All right
0:29.4	First of all this is financial advice. No, this is not no. Yes, this is financial advice. I'm a licensed
0:36.2	Financial advisor
0:38.2	Yes, I am not in America, but you can get licensed in other countries for financial advice
0:44.9	It's a worldwide economy you're a unitarian financial advice. Yes, it's a globalist kind of thing
0:50.4	Yes, I am a financial advisor in in parts of Sri Lanka that I haven't been disbarred from and I'm not telling you
0:57.3	If I have any positions in Tesla what position is where you hold stock? Yeah, okay options
1:01.4	I definitely don't I have one share of one stock and it's not in Tesla
1:06.3	I'm not telling you what it's in but it's not in Tesla and here's the thing
1:09.7	I am giving you a financial advice Liz is not giving you financial advice so think of this as a little angel in the shoulder
1:15.9	And a little devil in the shoulder which one is which?
1:19.9	Well, I'm the angel no
1:21.9	Wait, you're the angel
1:52.7	Hello, braze hi Liz how you doing?
1:58.2	Dude you can't keep we can't keep doing this so here here's what's been going on left?
2:03.2	Well no kids here's what's been going oh my god
2:05.7	We've been trying to do this intro every time Liz starts it out with high brace
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