The Lamest Show on Earth (Part 1)
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🗓️ 18 June 2021
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on?
In Pt 1 we begin with the bizarre history of Elon’s family, the origin story of Tesla Motors and the weird wild birthplace of both modern conservatism and progressive neoliberalism, California. Featuring: chiropractors, Ronald Reagan, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, divorced guys, Italian nuclear physicists, tightrope performers, bearded ladies and The Coca-Cola Company.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so before we start, we have to say something, I think. I'm pretty sure we have to say this, but I'm not sure. Not sure, sure. We'll see. This is not financial advice, and neither of us hold any current positions in Tesla stock. I should say I have been both short and long Tesla at different |
| 0:24.3 | points, but I'm not currently... Why are you looking at me like that? This is so, okay, boring. All right. First of all, |
| 0:30.0 | this is financial advice. No, this is not. No. Yes, this is financial advice. I'm a licensed |
| 0:35.6 | financial advisor. Yes, I am. Not in America, but you can get |
| 0:42.3 | license in other countries for financial advice. It's a worldwide economy. You're a Unitarian |
| 0:47.3 | financial advice. Yes, it's a globalist kind of thing. Yes, I am a financial advisor in |
| 0:52.7 | parts of Sri Lanka that I haven't been disbarred from. |
| 0:55.9 | And I'm not telling you if I have any positions in Tesla. A position is where you hold stock. Yeah, or options. I definitely don't. I just have one share of one stock, and it's not in Tesla. I'm not telling you what it's in, but it's not in Tesla. And here's the thing. I am giving you financial advice. |
| 1:12.0 | Liz is not giving you a financial advice. So think of this as a little angel on the shoulder |
| 1:15.9 | and a little devil on the shoulder. Which one is which? |
| 1:20.1 | Well, I'm the angel. |
| 1:21.6 | No. |
| 1:23.0 | Wait, you're the angel? |
| 1:26.1 | Hello? |
| 1:26.9 | Elon Musk. |
| 1:30.8 | You know, Tesla, Hello, |
| 1:44.3 | Tesla |
| 1:47.5 | Tesla |
| 1:48.6 | Hello, |
| 1:52.4 | Bruce. |
| 1:56.5 | Hi, Liz, how you doing? |
| 1:58.3 | Dude, you can't keep, we can't keep doing this. So here's what's been going on. I'm not allowed to laugh? Well, no, because here's what's been going on. Oh, my God. We've been trying to do this intro every time Liz starts it out with high brace. And then I say something back to her and she gets mad at me. Wait, I just laughed. Yeah. Because you make me laugh. And now you're saying that it's, I was saying something bad, so it's bad when I laugh. |
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