Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own.

Into our house, enter thou not.

Through our fence, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death. Welcome to Scared to Death, Creaves Peepers, Roberts and Annabels. I'm Dan. Hello, Dan. I'm Lulu Marie. Okay, Lou Marie. Yeah, sure, that feels good. You were going to, I believe, share a little holiday reminder, and then I'll'll mention merch and then we'll get into the

stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So listen, guys, we know it's the holiday season. Most of us who

listen to this show are adults with parents who are like, what do you want for Christmas? You know,

and we probably have all the things that we want and need. Well, we probably have everything we need.

Maybe you don't have everything you want. And so,

therefore, did you know that Patreon could be gifted? So all you have to do is go to patreon.com

backslash scared to death, send that link to your hopefully like parents who understand how

the internet works and they can just scroll down and choose gift and then they can gift it to you.

And so it's like if your parents are going to give you a hundred bucks or 50 bucks or whatever,

it's like, why not just have them give you something that you really want,

which is ad-free episodes, a week early bonus content, 20% off on all your merch.

And a portion of your Patreon support goes to charities and scholarship. So there you have it. There's my pitch. There's your pitch. And then I'll pitch our merch real quick. We have some new holiday designs in the store at bad magic productions.com. Give us all your money. If you want to head over there and check them out, I have been terrible when it comes to promoting the store lately, and I honestly forget how much cool stuff we have there. Some fans were wearing some of our designs on the Crime Wave crews recently. And more than once I thought, like, oh, that's a cool shirt. So I love graphic teas. And then I find out it's one of ours. You're like, whoa. Yeah. Wow. We did that?

Cool.

And now stories.

Stories.

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