The Ladies Lounge with Kelsey Cook

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Kelsey Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about crocodiles that impersonate drowning humans to lure people into water, a woman’s fake social media wedding turned out to be real and the viral women only artwork returns to view after supreme court win!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Scott, you ready?
0:07.3	Ooh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:10.2	I think you are.
0:11.6	I am.
0:12.6	Here it is.
0:13.2	Clever crocodiles in Indonesia are faking, drowning to lure humans in to rescue them and then eat them.
0:21.5	I mean, it's a beautiful world.
0:23.4	We live on a beautiful planet, and let's get into a beautiful episode of The Bananas Podcast.
0:30.5	If I said something that flipped your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:38.3	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?
0:47.3	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana,
0:51.3	driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, eh. Guys, gals, non Driving me bananas, baby. Bananas, banana, n'A.
0:56.1	Guys, gals, non-binary pals.
0:58.0	Welcome to bananas.
0:59.2	I'm Kurt Brownoler.
1:00.2	I am Banana Boy number two.
1:01.4	Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.
1:03.9	We understand the world is very strange right now, but we just keep it light, keep it easy, breezy.
1:13.0	We're the opposite of hot takes, guys.
1:16.0	We're cold takes across the board for 50 minutes. This is all cold takes, all right? Like a nice thing of leftovers in the fridge. When you open that
1:21.3	up, you're psyched. It's just that reheated if you want. We're not going to heat it up.
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