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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Fifty Shades of Cray with Sasheer Zamata

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Sasheer Zamata is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether Dakota Johnson locked people in a Blue Bottle coffee shop, a man who is allergic to his own orgasms and a passenger clings to outside of train while going 175mph!

 

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0:00.0

this is exactly right um all right scott are you ready oh i am so ready to laugh and laugh and

0:12.3

did dakota johnson lock customers inside of a blue bottle i mean i have to the answer's got to be yes

0:19.9

because i don't know if they write an article if she didn't try to do that.

0:23.2

I don't think there's an article unless she did lock people inside of a coffee shop.

0:28.4

Well, let's see what's brewing on a fancy new episode of bananas.

0:33.3

If I said something that left your world on its head, would you believe me?

0:41.7

If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?

0:50.3

Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.

0:54.4

Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, hey.

0:58.9

Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.

1:02.0

I'm Kurt Brownoler.

1:03.2

I am Banana Boy, number two, Scotty Landis.

1:05.4

Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, especially to our

1:10.7

Canadian listeners and our Mexican listeners.

1:14.2

Yes.

1:14.8

Our Panamanian listeners and our Colombian listeners, just we love you.

1:19.7

We love you.

1:20.9

And, you know, we don't talk about politics, but we do talk about health care.

1:24.1

And I just wanted to let everybody know.

1:26.0

This has nothing to do with anything,

1:27.7

but New York State just passed a law that protects doctors from providing abortion supplies

1:34.9

for people in abortion-restricted states. And I just want to let you know for no reason,

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