“The LA Expert” with Joel Kim Booster

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Were going west coastal in this weeks Unoffical Experts with LA Expert, Joel Kim Booster. He talks about warehouse sex parties, the worst Uber pool experiences, and he settles the LA vs NYC debate once and for all. Plus, Sydnee does a Christian cover of Jennifer Lopez while Marie reveals she has a stalker.

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0:43.6	I fucking did it.
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