The KVJ Show (02-05-26)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

00:00:00- Show Intro

00:05:27- IPhone Auto-Updates

00:12:51- Little Things That Stress You Out

00:21:33- Which Is Better?

00:28:35- How Unpredictable Are Squirrels?

00:32:52- Dirt of the Day

00:42:00- Insane Coincidences

00:50:02- Majority Rule

01:00:09- Producer Dennys Joke Jury

01:02:45- Dirt of the Day

01:11:38- KVJ Confessional

01:16:56- Make Up Or Break Up

01:24:35- What World Record Would You Want To Break?

01:29:49- Whacked Out News

01:39:46- What's On Your Mind

01:50:11- Best Party You Ever Went To

02:00:08- Number One Grocery Store In Florida

02:04:50- Thought of the Day

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0:00.0	KVJ
0:01.2	It's time to wake up and let the weirdness begin It's the KVJ show To start your morning Kevin is the host And a skin pigment is wider than Casper the ghost Virginia Sounds like this Nickname, this is a show Don't get her pitch To get her pissed And it's like it's best And they love to talk about B. Foot and Stack.
0:21.5	Still get ready.
0:22.2	Here we go.
0:25.0	You're listening to 979 with the KVJ show.
0:26.2	All righty.
0:29.7	Hello and welcome to the KVJ show.
0:31.5	It is Thursday.
0:33.7	What's going on, y'all?
0:34.9	Good morning.
0:36.3	Good to see you, Virginia.
0:38.0	You too. Love the electric jacket.
0:39.3	You got on today, Bird.
0:40.7	Wow.
0:41.6	KVJ, you too.
0:42.7	That is looking good, my friend.
0:46.1	Go ahead, touch it.
0:47.0	Wow.
0:47.6	That's enough.
0:51.2	Yeah, it's kind of a weird in-between day.
0:53.5	I don't even know what to do with this climate that is going on.
0:56.7	I'm kind of seesawing all over the place.
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