What is the nastiest thing you've ever seen at somebody else's place?

I know, Jaber, you're saying some of your former baseball teammates were kind of nasty,

including one guy that does well, and his dog and cat, just go to the bathroom all over the place.

Yeah, that was rough when you see a cat take a dump right by a stove where food is normally cooked at.

And it was also a smoker inside of the house, which was awful.

That was rough.

Yeah.

I think if you don't have a really good plan for cleaning up animal feces, I'm not going to be eating anything that's prepared in your kitchen.

I've seen somebody who actually let their cat walk on the countertop and then they don't

clean it and then they make food on it.

And this is the same cat that pooped on the rug and walked through that.

Yeah, I'm good.

You can't eat out of everybody's potluck.

Oh my gosh.

Potluck is a gamble, my friend.

I need to know you.

I need to know you on a deep level.

I ate.

I ate company potluck.

You don't think I went in there a little suss?

You are taking your life in your hands.

Great mashed potatoes, though.

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