The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!

Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix.

Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️

It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.

🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts

💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome.

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by TV licensing.
0:02.7	You know, Pete, when we aren't dreaming up our ideal lifestyle,
0:05.4	we're often thinking about what to watch next on telly, don't you think?
0:08.7	Yeah, there's loads of good stuff on at the moment,
0:10.5	but I did watch the Champions League final recently,
0:13.1	which wouldn't have been possible without my TV licence.
0:16.0	Too right, and TV licensing covers you for watching over 400 channels,
0:23.1	plus all the gems on BBC IPlayer.
0:28.8	We'll be watching Glastonbury, won't we, Pete, on BBC I Player, especially with acts like Neil Young and Sir Rod Stewart.
0:29.9	Rod, my mate.
0:30.9	You mate, Rod, yeah?
0:33.9	You can't miss watching icons like that.
0:36.5	I know you'll be tuning to Wimbledon later this month, babe.
0:37.3	Absolutely. I'm obsessed to Wimbledon late this month, babe. Absolutely. I'm obsessed
0:38.5	with Wimbledon. Do you remember last year the final between Alcaraz and Jokovic? It was so intense
0:43.5	and I can't wait to see the action all over again. A TV license covers you to watch all TV
0:50.1	channels plus everything on BBC Eye Player. To find out more, go to tvl.com.uk
0:55.5	forward slash pod. This episode is brought you by Tuey. Pee, I was scrolling through a new podcast
1:01.0	the other day and did you know that Tooey has just launched the very own travel podcast.
1:06.4	Okay. What's it about? It's called Pack your bags and it's hosted by Russell Keane.
1:10.9	Love that guy. to be fair.
1:12.4	What's the angle?
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