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🗓️ 2 July 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about his love for stink bombs, one of his childhood friend getting knocked out at a concert this weekend, the thing he misses most about stand up and much more!
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0:00.0 | You know, I'm going to get a lot of heat for this, but I'm watching this presidential debate as a fucking goof, right? Like I knew it was going to be fucking hilarious. I wasn't going to miss this because you know I ate a couple mushrooms and I was |
0:19.5 | fucking gone and I'm sitting there going wow this is deep but my wife asked me what did you think |
0:25.6 | afterward and I go this is what I fucking think and no disrespect to anybody. Biden's old, you know, I don't even know who's a good or a bad president anymore. |
0:38.3 | I just keep pushing. You know what I'm saying? He's just a guy that stands on the corner. |
0:41.8 | Right. |
0:43.0 | Talking Chinese people for me. |
0:45.0 | You know? |
0:47.0 | And then you got the other guy, Trump, who I like. |
0:50.3 | But let me tell you the point in our lives that we're at guys you're looking at that it's really sad that |
0:58.2 | Americans in this day and age have to make a decision between these two guys and at the end at the end of the day |
1:06.4 | end of the day the guy's a fellow again I'm not saying nothing bad about them, but that's what we have to make a decision based on. |
1:16.7 | As Americans right now, we're getting like the fucking worse, whatever, you know, and nobody else is popping their head up. |
1:23.4 | Nobody else would have control. |
1:25.9 | Again, politics means nothing to me. |
1:28.6 | Right. |
1:28.8 | Because most people still gotta get up and take the train to New York City |
1:32.4 | for $35. |
1:34.0 | One round trip. |
1:36.0 | $35 fucking dollars. |
1:38.0 | After all last week, with the fucking, uh, the heat, they canceled all those trains, they raised the price. the way. No, I don't take the fucking train at the Penn Station, but the type of guy I am, I'm thinking about the guy who has to work there every fucking day. |
2:02.0 | You're losing. So what is $2.50 a week at least just to get into work. |
2:07.2 | Right. 35, 70, and 70 is one. So you got 175 that's 700 a month just just commute. |
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