Oh, shit, there he is.

The Cuban king of sandwiches.

And the fucking Uber driver of comedy.

You must have told me 2,000 miles the last two days plus the five day I give it to you I forgot how much driving that now. I'm lying to you. I never forgot how much driving there is in comedy.

Oh, see, you know what? And like, I've thought about, like we've talked about the trouble runs and I wish I could do them.

They don't, they just don't exist. But least with him 12 hours a day seems like a lot

but like a good four hour drive like I'm going to Syracuse in like three weeks and they don't pay for a hotel so I'm just going to go back and

four it's four hours each way yeah no that's eight hours just got I like a

four hour drive you don't like a four hour drive not when you're leaving the club at 12 when you get home at four.

Your back is going to go to shitly. Okay, all right. That's a bit you know if it was an hour

hour and a half like San Diego is the farthest right an hour and a half hour 37 you know I was gonna say most people

takes two plus but for you.

Our 37th.

If you're leaving the club, it's an hour 37.

Okay.

You know, that's something different.

But for you to get in the car at 1130 on a Friday night and drive four and then four at the

end and then four how many nights is it just one night oh it's just one night, no, I wouldn't go back and forth.

I'm not that great.

I'm not that cheap.

Even stuck, get yourself a little cheap hotel.

I'll have to see, I'll find something.

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