The King of Prussia Mallon Opening Weekend
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2016
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all who who hear his disembodied voice to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is Kristian Bruun of Orphan Black! They chat about whose hair he'd like to find in his soup, his childhood crush on a Jurassic Park star, and sneakily smoking "darts" during his military school days. Paul is then joined by Carla Cackowski, Gary Anthony Williams, and Jean Villepique to improvise a story set in The King of Prussia Mall, The Biggest Mall in America on Opening Weekend. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Leesa.com, Seeso, and the Now Hear This Podcast Festival.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:07.0 | Bienvenu. |
| 0:10.0 | Ah, ha ha! |
| 0:12.0 | Philcomen! |
| 0:14.0 | Other words from that song. |
| 0:16.0 | All of them directed at you, the listener, to me, the disembodied voice. |
| 0:24.8 | That's right. |
| 0:27.1 | You're hearing my voice, but you're not seeing my body. |
| 0:33.3 | Or my head, which is the part that contains all the voice parts. |
| 0:39.6 | I'm including the neck as part of the head. |
| 0:42.1 | I think of them as best friends. |
| 0:46.2 | So many things that they two together. |
| 0:50.4 | Chewing up food and swallowing it. |
| 0:57.9 | Setting it down to their work friend, the stomach. |
| 1:09.0 | Guys, we have to think of our body as a collection of pals. It's the only way the system works. |
| 1:21.9 | I don't want to have some Bernie Sanders of the body coming out, try to shake things up, make them different, holding the workings of the body hostage. |
| 1:30.2 | And then you have a Trump body gets in there. |
| 1:33.0 | Racist liver. |
| 1:37.1 | Ooh, fun game we like to play. |
| 1:40.1 | Which of your body parts do you think is the most racist? I got to go with the appendix |
| 1:47.5 | because it hates everybody equally |
| 1:49.8 | and is trying to kill people. |
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