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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Cold Storage Facility at a Chicken Farm

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all welcomers to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Paul's special guests are Anna Drezen and Nicole Silverberg of Reductress! They chat about the lost toys of childhood, romanticizing orphans, and the history of The Boxcar Children. Paul is then joined by Annie Savage, Sarah Burns, and Colleen Smith to improvise a story set in a Cold Storage Facility at a Chicken Farm. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! 
Spontaneanation Live is heading to New York! Sunday, November 13, at the wold-famous Bell House in Brooklyn! The early show's sold out, but tickets are still available for the late show! Go to paulftompkins.com and claim your seats!
This episode is sponsored by Mack Weldon, Seeso, and the Now Hear This Podcast Festival.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to you. I'm assuming you're welcoming me. Although, I don't know why you would. I'm welcoming you to this show. Perhaps you are welcoming me to wherever you are,

0:25.7

whatever your life is. Maybe you're sarcastically welcoming me to something like people do.

0:36.6

Welcome to New York.

0:38.1

That kind of thing.

0:40.5

Has anyone ever said it sincerely?

0:43.7

Like in the earliest day, like when they just changed it over, were there people that were

0:49.3

sarcastically saying, welcome to New Amsterdam?

0:55.2

Do you think people in York, England,

0:57.9

sarcastically welcome people to York?

1:00.5

I hope so.

1:03.8

Sometimes people try to do it,

1:05.9

and it doesn't work.

1:07.5

I remember one time

1:08.5

my wife and I were in New Orleans

1:13.1

or

1:13.7

New Orleans

1:16.0

and we were at one of those weird

1:19.8

it's like a weird crosswalk that has a little

1:22.6

tiny concrete

1:24.9

island in the middle of the street

1:27.1

complex intersection like there's tiny concrete island in the middle of the street.

1:30.9

Complex intersection.

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