The King meets Trump
The Bugle
The Bugle
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
On this week's issue of the Bugle. Andy is joined by dream team Alice Fraser and Nish Kumar as the trio jump into this week's news as the King visits America, Trump's new ballroom and the latest news from the White House correspondents dinner. Plus Andy opens up The Bugle's Gambling and Sports sections. It's issue 4377 of The Bugle!
🇬🇧 The King meets Trump: King Charles lands in the US to meet with Donald Trump as fractious relations between countries continues.
🇺🇸 Correspondents Dinner Horror: The trio discuss the aftermath following shots fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
💰 Real Life Gambling: Andy, Alice and Nish report the news that people are gambling on real life events!
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Nish Kumar's Links: https://www.nishkumar.co.uk/
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| 0:00.0 | The Bugle. |
| 0:11.1 | Hello. |
| 0:15.0 | That's a bad story, |
| 0:16.1 | I'm it. |
| 0:23.3 | Leave it in, Harry. |
| 0:27.4 | Let's try again. |
| 0:30.6 | It sounded like someone punched Tom Waits. |
| 0:35.9 | This show does not advocate punching Tom Waits. |
| 0:37.6 | Let me make that abundantly clear. |
| 0:41.2 | Hello, buglers. |
| 0:46.6 | This is now the official start of the show. |
| 0:47.8 | Right, okay. |
| 0:49.4 | Let's get this fucking thing on track. |
| 0:50.3 | Hello, Puglers. |
| 0:57.8 | And welcome to issue 4,377 of the planet's only ever and one remaining audio newspaper for a visual world. I'm Andy Zaltzman. It is the 28th of April 2026. I am in the shed |
| 1:04.6 | of remorseless truth, an overwhelming factuality, sort of, that's its acronym. The world outside still hasn't got its shit together. |
| 1:13.3 | So here we are again with another bugle. |
| 1:14.9 | And it's a dream team special. |
| 1:16.7 | Obviously all bugle lineups are dreamt teams, |
| 1:18.9 | but this one is dreamier and teamier. |
| 1:20.8 | It's Nish Kubar and Alice Fraser. |
| 1:22.8 | Hello. |
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