The Bugle reviews King Charles' visit to the US
The Bugle
The Bugle
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
On this week's issue of the Bugle, Andy is joined by Josie Long and sister Helen Zaltzman as the three dive into the week's news from The official Bugle review of King Charles' visit to the United States. Plus the latest ahead of the upcoming UK local elections, Canada Horse News and a Crucible streaker!
🇬🇧 The King's visit to USA: The official Bugle review as King Charles lands in the US
🇬🇧 UK Local Elections: The trio discuss the upcoming local elections
🎱 Crucible Streaker: Andy, Josie and Helen report on the disruptions of the Snooker Championships from crowd heckles to an OnlyFan model streaking!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bugle |
| 0:11.1 | Audio Newspaper for a visual world |
| 0:13.5 | Hell, bugler, I-I international |
| 0:16.0 | Forged the fina letter or word dat to dat. |
| 0:19.6 | But so I, let's start a game buglers it is international forget the final letter of words day today but sod it let's start again there are too many international days these days |
| 0:30.7 | that reminded me of when i was in a carol churchill play andy where all the words just got boiled down to the letters b and k |
| 0:36.6 | very good for the burger king uh french where all the words just got boiled down to the letters B and K. |
| 0:41.5 | Very good for the Burger King franchise. |
| 0:44.5 | Carol Churchill was a big Burger King fan. |
| 0:49.3 | Today is also international makeup and international Day of Something day, ironically. |
| 0:50.7 | And that's what I'm happy to observe. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm Andy Zaltzman, or so it seems, on this international perception meets reality day. And I'm here in the historic Marrakaner Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, |
| 1:00.0 | on this truly historically, uniquely, uniquely, uniquely, uniquely, unfathomably, remorselessly, |
| 1:03.6 | iconically, historic, multiple occasion, international lie about where you are day, |
| 1:08.5 | international overstate the significance of what you're doing day |
| 1:11.4 | international belated but insincerapology day |
| 1:13.6 | international stretch a joke too far |
| 1:15.8 | and alienate your listeners before you've even |
| 1:17.3 | properly started your show day |
| 1:18.7 | and international ignore the rule of three day |
| 1:22.9 | anyway joining me on this |
| 1:25.4 | issue 4,378 with the bugle, |
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