They're like my kid is being indoctrinated to be kind and empathetic.

This is horrible.

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We got to address the suburban women problem because it's real.

Welcome to the suburban women problem, a podcast from

red, wine, and blue. Hi, everyone. Thanks for listening. I'm Jasmine Clark. I'm Beverly Bat,

filling in for the incomparable Rachel Vindman. And I'm Amanda Weinstein. And welcome back to the

suburban women problem. Have you ever wondered how to

raise kids who aren't assholes? Well, then you're in luck because today's show is just for you.

Later on, I'm going to talk to parenting expert Melinda Winter Moyer about her book, which is aptly named How to Raise Kids Who Aren't

Assholes. I will have my notepad ready. I don't need three little assholes running around my

house in a few years. Exactly. And before that, we'll be joined by Gina Human, a mom of two adopted

boys and the founder of Trauma Drama University. Looking forward to that. So Amanda and

Bev, in all seriousness, we are all parenting through what can be considered unprecedented times.

How do we raise good, well-rounded human beings during these crazy times.

Well, let me just say I am sorry Rachel couldn't be here today, but I'm excited to get to

pinch hit in her absence. I am the chief content officer of red, wine, and blue, where I get

to do fun things like executive produce this podcast. Now, I know that I get tired just from

parenting. It's exhausting. Because it seems like we were all

raised. You know, I think of when I was being instilled my moral values growing up, I didn't walk out

the door every day to see people in direct contrast to what I was being taught at home, right?

You know, the Berenstein Bears did not cover this. So,

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