The Kid Would be Better Off with a Real Bear!
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Featured on the Thursday June 4 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing pod...
- Jack considers the cost of a hair transplant...
- AI infiltrates the lives of our kids.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Kid, it'd be better off with a real bear. |
| 0:06.1 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:09.4 | One more thing. |
| 0:11.6 | That's an AI-related story. |
| 0:13.9 | And before we get to it, so I mentioned on the radio show the other day, I had taken a picture of myself and asked chat GPT to put hair on me. |
| 0:23.8 | I'm a bald man, if you've never seen me before. And I thought they'd be ridiculous and funny. |
| 0:29.1 | Maybe I'd post them. They're actually pretty good. They were like, wow, I wish that I had hair like that. |
| 0:33.9 | I wish I had hair like that. And then I asked, what would it cost me to get hair like that? |
| 0:39.6 | And I was informed that it would cost. |
| 0:42.0 | In California, it matters where you live a lot, what they charge, which is kind of weird. |
| 0:46.5 | But in California, it would be about $18,000 to get hair like that. |
| 0:50.5 | And then maintenance per year cost of about four grand i'm not exactly sure what that |
| 0:55.7 | is so anyhow not a chance i'm doing that i don't care enough and it's too expensive but then i was |
| 1:01.3 | watching i was watching the NBA finals last night and timothy shallame's got the coolest mustache |
| 1:05.1 | what if i whatever they do to put it on your head i've never heard do do people get mustache |
| 1:09.8 | transplants because Because I can't |
| 1:11.0 | grow a good mass mustache. I've heard of the beard plugs. I don't know much about it. But before we go |
| 1:19.2 | on, I have not been watching the NBA. I am unfamiliar with Mr. Salome's mustache. Could you |
| 1:24.0 | describe the style place? Um, he's had it for quite a few years. It's, um, pretty common what you'd think of as like early 20th century mustache. I don't, I don't know, I don't know a better way to describe it. I don't know the names of the different mustache. Does it go past the corner of the mouth downward? Or does it stop right at the corner of the mouth? stops at the corner of the mouth. Yes, the classic stash. Yeah. Kind of a very classic mustache, yes. But I'm thinking. Well played, Tim. Well played. But I'm thinking to be a lot cheaper to just get a mustache done than my whole head. Would I pay a couple of thousand dollars with a couple of hundred dollars of maintenance? |
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