The Kemp Family's Shocking Near-Death Stories & Wild Holiday Adventures!

FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Comedy

4.9 • 1000 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for an unforgettable journey with Martin, Roman and Shirlie as they reveal the wildest, most unbelievable holiday stories in this exclusive episode from a cruise ship for FFS! My Dad is Martin Kemp.

From their epic Caribbean cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line, to shocking near-death experiences, these stories will leave you speechless … We also learn that Shirlie and donkeys have a special relationship…

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0:00.0	Sponsoring this series of FFS, my dad is Martin Kemp, is Norwegian Cruise Line, better known to some as NCL.
0:06.8	Right, well, look, Dad, listeners and watchers to this podcast will probably be feeling the English cold right about now.
0:12.2	I'll tell you what's not cold, row? In your mum's bedroom.
0:15.6	Whoa!
0:16.5	No, why? Well, look, we didn't need to know that. But look, good news. To escape the cold,
0:22.2	NCL offers more opportunities to visit the Caribbean with 13 ships sailing the region this year.
0:28.1	Oh, we've seen it for ourselves now, haven't we, Roe? I am going to cherish those father and some memories forever.
0:34.9	We were on board Norwegian Encore for a week and it had
0:37.5	all the bells and whistles. I mean, what was your
0:39.5	favourite part, Roe? Yeah, I mean, we have to mention
0:41.7	the Encore Speedway, one of the only racetracks at sea and
0:45.2	an NCL exclusive experience.
0:47.6	Ah, for sure, but what about all the entertainment?
0:50.3	There's the choir of man
0:51.7	and even the nightclub. Yeah, I mean, you really enjoyed the Beatles tribute band, didn't you?
0:56.6	Yeah, I did.
0:57.4	And the fact that they were even at the Cavern Club,
0:59.8	which was actually inspired by the legendary Liverpool Club,
1:03.4	where the Beatles regularly performed.
1:05.3	It was absolutely amazing.
1:07.1	Norwegian Cruise Line offers more with its brand new More at Sea package.
1:13.1	More to see, more to sea package more to see more to do more to enjoy So are we going to address the elephant in the room or no
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