Shirlie's Unique Funeral Wishes & Life Reflections

FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Roman Kemp & Martin Kemp

Comedy

4.9 • 1000 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the second episode of the cruise specials, and guess what? We still haven’t been thrown overboard yet! Plus, the wonderful Shirlie is still here with us, and we’re about to find out her unique funeral wishes.

Roman dives into Shirlie's preferences and, let’s just say, her ideas are a little more classy than Martin’s. Speaking of Martin, we also explore how he would do in Strictly … SPOILER ALERT: it’s not looking great!

As the episode unfolds, Martin, Roman, and Shirlie share memories from their unforgettable Norwegian Cruise Line Caribbean adventure. From the crystal-clear waters of St. Thomas to an exhilarating (and challenging) waterfall excursion, the family reflects on their fun-filled trip.

But the real highlight? Shirlie opening up about her personal funeral wishes, which include a celebration of life with models as pall-bearers, a ceremony filled with flowers and reflective music.

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0:00.0	Sponsoring this series of FFS, my dad is Martin Kemp, is Norwegian Cruise Line, or NCL for short.
0:07.0	Yeah, now listen, Roe, because I know a thing or two about ships.
0:10.0	Oh, here we go.
0:11.0	Norwegian Cruise Line has been a trailblazer in shaping the Caribbean cruise experience as we know it today.
0:17.0	As the first cruise line to offer weekly departure from the Caribbean.
0:20.0	NCL revolutionized the industry, right?
0:22.4	Making this stunning region more accessible to travellers worldwide.
0:26.6	From pioneering the concept of exclusive private islands with great Stuart K
0:31.0	to developing new ports across the Caribbean.
0:34.1	NCL's legacy and expertise have solidified its position as a leader in Caribbean
0:39.4	cruising. I mean, wow. Where have you pulled that from? I mean, look, okay, fine, you know
0:44.9	I think I'm too about ships. I'll take that. Now, one thing, though, that really stood out to me,
0:49.7	did you say private island? Yeah, I did, row. NCL was also the first cruise line to pioneer the concept of an
0:56.5	exclusive private island with Great Sterep K.
0:59.7	So you get to actually go to a private island? That's insane.
1:03.2	With NCL's new package, you can now get even more out of your cruise holiday.
1:07.6	Norwegian cruise line offers more with its brand new more at sea package. More
1:12.4	to sea, more to do, more to enjoy. So another podcast in the middle of the sea. Welcome back.
1:21.4	And mum, you've re-emerged as another guest again. I am. I'm very excited to be a guest. Seems
1:26.8	there's no one else here
1:27.7	but me. Well we did ask every single or 2,000 passengers and it turns out the dad only wanted
1:34.0	you. Sorry listeners, it's me again. Return off the mum. Yeah, exactly. Return off the mum.
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