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Top Flight Time Machine

The Keegan Odyssey - Part 5

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange…

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This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

Here we go. This is it.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go. Here we go.

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Here we go. This is it

0:37.0

This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Dawson. I'm Sam Delaney

0:41.0

And this is part five of the Keegan Odyssey, part five of what we think could be around about 47 or even 48 parts. We're not entirely sure. But you know just enjoy enjoy it if you're not enjoying it let us

0:54.7

know and we can ignore you your communications we left and you have to pay us as well

1:00.3

for yeah you yeah we're to start introducing a paper tweet system whereby if you want to

1:06.3

tweet us anything at all it's going to cost you three pence. So think on.

1:14.0

Where were we at the end of the last one? Kagan had picked up some hitchhikers, hadn't he?

1:16.0

And, and had a bit of trouble with some hitchhikers.

1:20.0

They put their feet up on his dash.

1:22.0

There, get your feet down.

1:24.0

So he's playing for Scunth up.

1:31.0

Arsenal have visited Scunth up with the League Cup and won 6-1

1:36.0

but Kav got a plane in front of 17,000 people, roughly five times more than the usual crowd.

1:41.0

So that was quite exciting for him. But he was being paid such a

1:44.8

pittance at Scunth up that he couldn't even afford to run his first car on Morris

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