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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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A tragic real-life tree man, Gabriel Higuain let loose in Argos, and the amazing story of the British family running amok in New Zealand...

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.
0:25.0	Here we go.
0:27.0	Here we go.
0:30.0	Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.
0:35.0	This is it.
0:36.0	This is Top Flight Time Machine.
0:39.0	I am Andy Dawson.
0:40.0	I'm Sam D'Alene.
0:42.0	Hi you Sam. Um, it's Thursday a day we're going to try and knock out two episodes and put one out Thursday and one out on Friday, aren't we?
0:49.3	Yeah, great.
0:50.3	So much content to get through.
0:52.1	There's too much content in this world.
0:54.0	It's a beautiful world.
0:55.0	You know what my son said to me yesterday morning?
0:57.0	He went, he went, I am so happy to be a human being.
1:01.0	Oh.
1:02.0	And I went, yeah, and then I thought that's a bit arrogant actually.
1:05.7	And I went, you, I thought, yeah, but people say that the humans, humans believe themselves to be the apex of all God's creations.
1:18.0	He obviously went blank at this stage. I said but in fact we're not we're not top we're not top ranking here on planet earth
1:25.3	what's top pigs no the trees oh course yeah because you can't the trees have been here longer.
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