Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

This is top flight time machine. I am Andy Dawson.

I'm Sam Delaney.

Welcome along to the latest Kieken Odyssey. We are

we're getting there we're doing our best. We are, I don't even know how far through the book we are now, but we've got past the England stage, so there's not much left.

I feel like his story accelerates the time goes on. I feel like his childhood and his time playing

for Liverpool and Hamboe which seems a fucking lifetime ago for us now yeah that moves

slowly but then all of suddenly kind he kind of glosses over a

shit like I was at Fulham that didn't work out then I went to England

didn't fancy it none of the players were English some something about Howard Wilkinson, he's a bit of a cunt.

And then it's just all quite quick, isn't it?

I mean, there were other people who've had less event for lives in him,

and their whole biographies would have been 80% devoted to their time as England manager.

I mean that's good because you know we don't really like the football stuff,

it's the other stuff that we thrive on, so it's fair enough.

So yeah, the main reason that that I you and I and presumably most of the

cancers are interested in this book was his plans for a soccer circus that and

the mortuary the mortuary was good yeah and basically that prank where Terry Matt dressed up as an Arab

and tried to prank the owners of Newcastle United.

Perhaps that's as good as it's going to get.

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