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This is top flight time machine. I'm Andy Dawson I'm Sam Delaney

And this is part four I think of our keen odyssey I would deep dive into Roy Keynes second

autobiography the second half that's what it's called, yeah. Subtitled you can stick your

fucking skateboard. Yeah. We're up to the part now. He's the manager of Sundland. He's been at Sundland for a little while.

He's had an office chair that swirbles around. He's had a little fight in his office with Liam

Lawrence, a bit of a grapple. He's been living as a student in Durham. And the next notable

bit in the book is a post-match conversation where he says, a year later Blackbone came up to the stadium light.

Mark Hughes who had played with the United was managing Blackburn and they beat us

two one they robbed us. Everyone was listening to the conversation between myself and Mark in my office after the game. He asked me where I lived. Durham.

How long does it take you to get from Manchester to Durham? About two and a half hours.

How many miles is it, door to door?

I'm not knocking him, I've got time for Sparky,

but we couldn't be ourselves.

And he says you can't express the feelings you've got in front of the other team's managers and staff.

So he says, I answered him,

138, I think it was. When he left my staff were going, what the fuck was that about?

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