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This is top play time machine I'm Andy Dawson I'm Sam Delaney

We've just been talking about Pokemon briefly for just some conversation I wrote a daft column in the big issue about

About how my son's really into Pokemon, but it makes no sense me it's a load of old

bollocks and now it's been posted online by the big issue and the

Pokemon loving community which of course is vast fucking huge if you gonna take a

community on that's probably not the best one if we would ever repopulate the moon or or

populate the milk because we can't repopulate it as far as we know we were never there but

who knows we were there for a bit.

If you were ever going to populate the moon

you could easily do it with the Pokemon community

and then let them just scamper around the moon

and find in their imaginary cartoon monsters.

Yeah, and anyway, I, you know, it was a, obviously it was a deeply tongue in cheek thing.

All right, so I'll give you a taste of the sort of thing that I've been sent, right?

This woman, called Jiva Undertail, has gone,

you'll have a better relationship with your son if you try to engage

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