Here we go. This is talking.

Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

This is top flight time machine. I'm Andy Dawson.

I'm Stelaney.

And welcome along to episode two of the Keen Odyssey 2.

Welcome members of the keen odyssey 2. Welcome members of the Iron Firelins Society who have subscribed and if you're listening to this in November

you've just had it released free to air it's old and grubby now all the

catchphrases and that are just old hat yeah and basically you're a

fucking skinflint you want nothing to do with you you basically, you've waited for the book to come to your local library.

It's the equivalent of that.

You've gone down like a year after it's come out.

It's in the library.

It's got a tatty old plastic cover on it.

It smells of farts.

Yeah, it's like rather than watching at the cinema you've waited at the

come on channel five late at night. Yeah. And everyone stop talking about it now?

It's covered in grub and germs. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh maybe that's you. Yeah, you probably smell a fart's the way you're living your life.

Why don't you take a look at yourself?

Take a fucking look at yourself.

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