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It's Rob Dog's birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you, man. It's not your birthday, is it? No, it's not. You're about six months early. Sorry, dude. It's okay. I don't want to be put in a position where I forget. Yeah, I mean, if I just tell you happy birthday every time I see you, every single week, then I can never forget it. That's true. And you'll never have to worry about, oh, is he thinking about my birthday? Is he not? No, yeah. But so it's not Rob Dog's birthday. No, but I appreciate the sentiment. I think the birthday of the podcast is coming up in a few weeks, like May. May something rather. Beginning of May. Yeah, I think so. Well, no, this will be nine years, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, almost there, man. I wonder, it's like, if it's 10 years and we don't have anything planned yet. Yeah, we have to have something planned for 10. I was going to feel a little yucky about myself. Yeah. Just that's how, that, that would, that would just be so symbolic of you and I. Just to not even care. Just to not even give a fuck. For all we know, it probably is the 10th year, but we just fucking, we don't know anybody. We're a little stupid. We're like an old shelter dog that just doesn't know anything and it just needs to be put down.

Yeah, we got to do something special for the 10 years. don't know any better. We're a little stupid. We're like an old shelter dog that just doesn't know

anything and it just needs to be put down. Yeah, we got to do something special for the tenure.

I'd say we do a live stream with our shirts on, but we don't tell them what other pieces of

clothing we don't have on. Pants off. We make them guess. And if they guess it right, we stand up.

We throw, you know, whatever.

We stand up.

We show them, we show them what they're right about.

Welcome, everybody.

We're in this episode.

We're talking about the giant of Kandahar, which we did do a brief, like little snippet about the giant

about two years ago.

He only did about 10 or 15 minutes, but this time we're going to do a full episode.

Love that.

Love that.

You like that?

It's a flashlight.

I was wondering what the fuck that was.

I think you showed me that before.

It's a flashlight. Do I use this more than anything it's an o light uh it's an o light and then if you do the middle it's a laser light so if you like playing with cats and stuff you always and then you got blue light if you're looking for cum like if you're looking for anything whether it's that blue light man if you're looking for cum or like, you try to find cum on something, or if you think like, oh, you sat in something, it's wet and you're like, I wonder if this is come. You can use the UV light. Okay. And you can do it like that. And I want to say, um, actually. And then we're using the laser light. when you're looking at stuff, you can hold it. I'm just kidding.

There you go. You can do a flashlight and the laser light all it wants. Oh, man. So if you're in the dark and you're like, look at that fucking cockroach on the ceiling or something, you can turn on the laser light and the flashlight of both. That's pretty cool.'t fuck it like a flashlight though. Ah. It is the Arkfield Pro. Points off for not being able to fuck it, but you can still put it in your butt. This is the most functional piece of my outfit. Every single. I'm in a lot of groups about like everyday carry stuff. And these guys empty their pockets. They got handcuffed keys. They got one of them flap jacks you beat people with. They got all kinds of stuff in their pockets. I love that, man. This O light right here, this Arkfield. And no, this is not endorsement, but this is one of the most functional pieces of equipment I've ever carried in my life. I think I've never, or the one thing that I always say I should say is I never have enough shit in my pockets. Give me another idea of more stuff to put in my pockets. And look at this. Here, just assist on my use your hand. Okay. Oh, hell yeah. Good old headlamp. Headlamp. It clips right on your, right on your hat there, and then you're trying to do some spulunking. You're spulunking. You're chopping up a dead body in a bathtub in a dark house with no power. You've committed a crime and you've got to undo what you've done. It goes, you put it right in your hat.

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