This is a very important episode

Because I've come to tell all of you that I don't like blowjobs anymore

because they hurt my mouth real bad and I thought the only way to get over it was to come record a podcast

with my best friend in the whole entire world even though he keeps on inviting me to golf and I can't because I'm incapacitated. I've been trying. And the rubber hits the road on Saturday because I got a golf league I'm supposed to be in. Yeah, you don't have a choice at that point. I can't get, so I'm left-handed. I can get down to here, but then once I go past here, it just stops. It's like it stops. It feels like, I don't know what, I've never had any type of venereal disease or anything like, but it feels like there's a deep infection. That's not good, ma'am. It's not infection. I've torn something. For sure. But you do it for the glory, baby. Right. And that's where we're at with it.

Die young, leave a pretty corpse.

Speaking of leaving pretty corpses, I pooped for a second day in a row.

So that's really exciting for me.

I'm the delicious Nicolicious.

I'm Rob Dogg.

Hey, guys.

And we are so happy that you decided to join us for the Flat Earth Megasode, where we're going to be talking all things Flat Earth.

We're going to be talking about flat titties, flat weaners, flat butts.

And oh, I don't like flat butts.

But sometimes I can make them work.

And I like, I like, I like, I like flat boobs. I like big boobs. I like my wife's boobs more than any boobs in the entire world. I'll tell her that to her face, man. Boobes are good regardless of the type of boobs. She's here. I just like that they give life. Yeah.

You can feed a baby for two years with a flat boob. You can feed. Or a big boob. Or you could use that same titty to feed me for about three minutes. That's all I need. Boy. Rob is a wet nurse. And that's okay. Some people pay extra for that. we had a, um, we got some new Patreon subscribers.

Hell yeah.

Let's welcome them to the crowd starting off with, ooh, this is the sound it makes when I poop.

This person's name is Splush.

Thank you, Splush for the Patreon pledge.

Love it.

And I really hope you weren't sneaking microphones in the toilet when I was going number two ski because that would be a disgusting invasion of privacy.

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