The Joke Heard 'Round The Internet - ZBT #366

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🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Four Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: If you’re active duty, has big brother been spying on your social media accounts?! Do they know you said something a liiiittle sexist back in 2011 or that you’ve been active on the r/LongBoobs reddit?!? ROUND 2: Crickets for Biden? And no we’re not talking about a new White House family pet … ROUND 3: Ah, Port o potty art, specifically of the phallic sort, a rare bastion of self expression in the military, and we’ve got the story of a veteran & artist who’s turning that medium into a living ROUND 4: BADASS OF THE WEEK

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcast, Spotify and YouTube.
0:06.0	Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.6	Today we have four rounds in the magazine. Round number one. We're gonna get into it.
0:15.9	Let me pull up the thing. It's not it's harder to do it on my phone. Round number one. If you're active, duty.
0:21.0	As big brother been spying on your social media accounts, doing the thing,
0:25.3	you know, you had a something a little sexist back in 2011 or that you've been active on
0:31.6	Kate on our long boobs. That's the direct shot at me. Yeah. I love our long boobs.
0:37.5	Well, you have Kate and now we're looking through our, we're really looking through it together.
0:40.9	We were talking about it. Then I pulled it up. The original long boobs right at sight.
0:46.4	They shut that fucker down. Yeah, long, long, long titties. Probably rightfully so.
0:50.9	And it's got to hurt just your mentors to be like, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna put myself out there
0:57.9	on our long boobs to see if I fit in or not. You're just like feeling self conscious about your tits.
1:03.6	And then when people are like, oh no, these belong here. Yeah, if you get up voted in our long boobs.
1:08.1	Because I think secretly you would put it in there and hope people like, oh, these titties are gonna fall off.
1:11.4	Yeah, your boobs are long enough. They don't even write the being here.
1:14.5	Right. Can anyone start a subreddit? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. They do. That's why there's a million. Yeah, I'm just saying.
1:22.0	Could you just restart it? But if you had to get it approved. Oh, God. Well, then you'd know for real.
1:27.0	But round number one is the military is the deities buying on military members.
1:31.2	Well, long story short. Long movie short. But they're spying on you guys. Round number two.
1:37.6	Trickets for Biden. And no, we're not talking about the new White House family pets.
1:42.0	Right. So we were with insects jokes there. Because you got crickets. You try to tell joke at a
1:48.6	graduation. You got crickets. Everybody knows when you have to explain a joke. It's really good.
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