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Today we have six rounds in the old magazine. Let me scroll to the top of my page.

Round number one. We got to update the old safety brief. Do not climb inside dinosaur statues.

The fella in Barcelona is fucking up big time over there. Well, he was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Round number two. Bella Roos is losing their fucking minds.

They stopped to dude for having a bomb on his plane, but it turns out he didn't have a bomb on his plane.

They're actually just doing a little state sponsored terrorism goofing over there in Bella Roos.

And people all across the globe with names that we're not going to be able to pronounce are pissed.

You say Bella Roos, I say the larish. I was first of all sidetracked. I was going through because I wanted

at least in my brain once. I wanted to hear all these like, govetsch, nukov, and hear how it

actually sounds so I could get remotely correct. The new guys they have reading the news for Reuters.

Suck. I mean, just the worst news voice. It sounds like me like you me on a podcast. That's fine.

If you tune in and you say give me the daily news brief and that guy shows up.

I don't ever want to hear the news again. You got to know it's got to be concise, clear.

There can't be people tripping over words. So people talking over each other.

20 fucking tangents, you know, it's got to be listenable. You still don't shade about tangents.

I'm not liking tangents. Yeah. Well, there's to hear to stay. Round number three. Long

I can just talk at the conditions of the barracks across the military.

Have you got any have you never been before? What this is what they need to do real quick

before we even get going. No, I'll save it for the round. Round number four. The Army turned off

comments to their new recruiting video. So they're treating it kind of like a smoke show with

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