THE JEW WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS - Trailer
Table Read
Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2024
⏱️ 3 minutes
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Summary
🎄🕎HOLY FRUITCAKE, PEOPLE—IT’S HERE.🕎🎄
What happens when Santa Claus gets absolutely wrecked on Hanukkah-themed edibles and nearly crashes Christmas? Enter Bernie, a Spirit Airlines check-in agent with a vape, a whole lot of baggage (pun intended), and zero clue how to save the season.
Welcome to "The Jew Who Saved Christmas"—a table-read podcast that’s equal parts heartfelt holiday chaos and off-the-rails comedy. Dropping December 10 wherever you get your podcasts, this one is mandatory listening.
🎅 WRITTEN BY:
Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Comic brilliance in action.
Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Hilarity you didn’t know you needed.
🎭 STARRING AN EPIC CAST:
Jeff Bergman (@jeffbergmanofficial) – The iconic voice behind Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Fred Flintstone and many of your faves.
Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Yes, she writes AND stars. Triple threat alert.
Jim O’Heir (@therealjimoheir) – You loved him in Parks and Rec, now you’ll love him as Santa.
Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Another double-duty queen.
John Milhiser (@johnmilhiser) – Former SNL dynamo.
Kiel Kennedy (@kielkennedy) – Comedy gold standard.
Tiffany Black (@tiffanyblackness) – A master of holiday hilarity.
Carla Delaney (@voicesbycarla) – Voice magic that’ll leave you in stitches.
Ashley Bell (@ashleymichaelbell) – Stealing scenes like Santa steals cookies.
David Jacks – Actor extraordinaire who brings the laughs.
✨This is not your average holiday story. It’s raw, messy, laugh-out-loud funny, and packed with the kind of dysfunctional cheer we all secretly love.
Mark your calendar. DECEMBER 10. Prepare to laugh your dreidel off, spill some eggnog, and sleigh into the season like never before.
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| 0:00.0 | From the Stunted Minds who brought you foursome, YouTube Original's longest-running series, |
| 0:14.0 | comes the holiday mashup nobody asked for. |
| 0:18.0 | Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish. |
| 0:21.2 | But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun. |
| 0:24.0 | How neighborly. |
| 0:25.3 | When the last night of Hanukkah and Christmas collide, miracles happen. |
| 0:30.4 | Bernie! |
| 0:31.4 | Haug-Sameach, my dear. |
| 0:34.4 | Got anything to take the edge off my family's Hanukkah expectations? |
| 0:38.3 | I got just the thing, Adi. |
| 0:41.3 | Miracle guilt. |
| 0:43.3 | Just one bite and in one night eight crazy adventures you will ignite. |
| 0:48.3 | When Santa accidentally enters the wrong house on Christmas Eve. |
| 0:53.3 | Oh, always check twice. |
| 0:57.0 | This was less ooey-gooey and more sticky-icky. |
| 1:00.0 | Drugs? Santa can't do drugs. |
| 1:02.0 | It's up to Bernie Gold to save Christmas. |
| 1:06.0 | Let's go save Christmas. |
| 1:08.0 | Get ready for the holiday joy ride, |
| 1:12.6 | where Elf meets bad Santa in The Jew Who Saved Christmas. |
| 1:17.6 | Because sometimes Santa needs a little help. |
| 1:21.6 | The Jew Who Saved Christmas, streaming now wherever you listen to podcasts. fades out with the sound of sleigh bells jingling |
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