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We're explaining that my mother's widowed twice and she feels...

No, she did not just say that.

All right guys, so we're down at my Jersey Shore House and we have a family filled

two-parter episode for you. It's a two-parter because there is absolutely no way we can fit it all

into one with my crazy family. I have my mother Donna Marco and my two sisters Lisa Simpson and

Kim Perrella and we also have Joe Gorga in here just to throw in a little man's point of view

into this episode. So first we have Miss Kim Perrella who is the oldest sister.

We've always got to throw in the oldest sister. Who is the oldest sister, the most wise sister?

She is the Leo. Sometimes she's wise, sometimes she's not Kim. Say hello to everyone.

Hello everyone. It's Kimmy, everyone we call her Kimmy and then I have the middle sister

who is my mom's favorite now, who I would say I will choose. Never really the favorite,

probably just when she was born because she was my father's favorite and so was I my father's

favorite and my grandmother's favorite and my mom's favorite when I was young but now my middle

sister is my mom's favorite. So Lisa Simpson, everyone. Hello everybody, it's true I'm the favorite.

And back by popular demand because you guys go crazy and everywhere I go they just want Donna

Marco. So here she is in the flesh. Mommy say hi to everyone. Here I am the favorite mother.

There she is. And the reason Lisa's my favorite is she calls me every day. Hold on, hold on,

she just admitted that I'm her favorite. You do realize we're sitting right here.

Yeah. So so do you have a favorite child mother because when you have every mother has

at different times? I don't know if you call it a favorite. Do you have a favorite? I mean

people like to say that do you have a favorite? I do not. You have a liar. All my children

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