The Jersey Devil: Hell’s Hottest Cryptid Spills the Pork

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Clayton interviews New Jersey's infamous cryptid and hockey team mascot, The Jersey Devil, to see if he'd be a suitable babysitter for Chris. Featuring famous voice actor, AJ LoCascio, known for bringing to life Gambit in X-men '97, Gizmo the Mogwai, The Green Power Ranger, Han Solo, Marty McFly, and more! Listen to AJ's new podcast, Answer For it, right now! answer-for-it.captivate.fm/listen Go to HeroForge.com and use code GOODMORNING to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures. Join our Patreon to support the show at goodmorningfromhell.com! Check out GMFH merchandise over at store.goodmorningfromhell.com! Produced and hosted by comedians Chris Demarais & Blaine Gibson from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. Edited by Nicholas Newton. Art by Andrew Douglas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.7	Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell and I'm joined as always by the younger brother of Satan Clayton.
0:49.7	Chris, you see my toiletry kit.
0:51.4	Your toiletry?
0:52.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to put in my toothpaste and my wipes.
0:56.1	And your poop paste?
0:56.9	Listen, okay, when I go and travel, most people, they don't have a bidet, all right?
1:01.7	So I have to bring poop paste.
1:03.0	I have to bring wipes because my ass gets raw from just regular toilet paper.
1:07.5	And just to clarify, yeah, poop paste.
1:09.7	Is that poop that you put on your butt?
1:11.6	I don't know.
1:12.6	I just started buying it and I just said, I like the fragrance.
1:15.6	Here, here's some on my hand.
1:16.6	You smell.
1:17.6	You smell.
1:18.6	Yeah, that's poop paste.
1:19.6	It's exactly as it's described.
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