Celebrating 4th of July with the Firework Magician

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Improv, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Clayton calls in the remaining pieces of Hell's one and only Firework Magician, to help them celebrate the 4th of July the right way... with explosions! Featuring Ryan Hailey as the Magician, Chris Blaine. Go to mintmobile.com/GMFH for a new customer offer and 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month. Check out GMFH merchandise over at ⁠store.goodmorningfromhell.com⁠! Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠. Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠.
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor.
0:04.9	They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer.
0:07.7	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:11.6	Oh, that's a steel of a deal.
0:13.2	It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:16.3	Neil?
0:17.1	My name's not Neil.
0:18.1	I know, bet it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:23.3	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org.
0:35.2	Good morning from hell. I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell and I'm joined by my co-hosts.
0:47.3	Oh God, Chris. Oh, I just saw something terrible. This is Clayton. Hey, how's it going?
0:54.7	How's it good to see you?
0:55.6	Oh, God.
0:56.2	I'm scarred for life, Chris.
0:57.1	I'm scarred for the afterlife.
0:58.3	I did.
0:58.8	What?
0:59.4	What happened?
0:59.9	Okay, so hell's a big place.
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