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The Jason Manford Show

The Jason Manford Show - with Allyson June Smith

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jason’s with the brilliant Allyson June Smith this week… and they talked about all this stuff and more; - Tongue punch a Creme Egg - Best ice cream. EVER. - Listening to my own show - Watch Manifest - Muddle Class Stories - How much is Disney?! - Microwaved Eggs

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0:00.0

As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.

0:07.0

Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.

0:14.0

Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin

0:18.0

as he softly whispered.

0:20.0

What would you prefer love?

0:22.0

Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?

0:26.0

The bird's ice steam-fresh range. Goodness, that's steamy.

0:32.0

This is... Jason Manford.

0:35.0

This is...

0:38.0

Absolute radio.

0:40.0

Where real music matters?

0:41.0

Again, people are up doing crazy things, Allison June Smith.

0:44.3

Not as weird as Adam, Adam in Leeds.

0:48.6

This is what woke him up this morning.

0:50.2

He suddenly remembered that there was a cab bridge cream egg and his girlfriend's handbag from yesterday.

0:54.4

He just really fancied it. So he just got up, so he got him out of bed.

0:58.4

Do you know what? He's my kind of man. I appreciate that. I like that. I like that food awakens you the thought of it.

1:03.5

I liked him until he said he was going to tongue punch a cream egg which I thought was the worst phrase I've ever heard of my life.

1:10.0

Oh, tongue punch. That's his you know everyone's got their way of eating there, you know, how do you eat yours? That was their slogan for a while and...

1:18.0

A tongue punch it, mate.

1:20.0

Ah, I'm not sure about that. Yorkshireman though, they don't mess around when it comes to cream eggs.

1:25.2

There's no tongue tickle.

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